After two years imbedded with savage, aborigines, the missionary couple radioed that they had finally mastered the tribe’s primitive language. It being December, the responding resupply package had included, besides the usual toiletries and fresh batteries, greeting cards signed by the church elders, a giftwrapped, gingerbread stable containing a chocolate nativity scene, and a letter from the bishop urging them to introduce Jesus without further delay.
“The chocolate Holy Family might help,” he suggested.
Radio silence foreshadowed tragedy: the missionaries’ bodies were never found.
The tribe’s oral history, however, cite this as the year white people introduced them to cannibalism.