No More Littering by Arvee Fantilagan

I laughed when I read about that CEO vomiting oil during a meeting. After that pipeline disaster, he had it coming.

I enjoyed learning that my high school bully puked out the remains of her pet. How could anyone abandon their puppy, especially in winter?

I giggled listening to my alcoholic neighbour retching out the cans of beer he would simply throw out of his car. That should teach him.

But when I started coughing out every cigarette butt I’d ever flicked away and stomped, I just kept mum.

Nobody needed to know I wasn’t any better than those scums.