by Bruce Markuson

Stacy Wilkins

Author of Two-Timing Bitch

January 1, 2025

Dear Ms Wilkins,

I must apologise for sending this letter by post instead of by e-mail.

Congratulations! Your book Two-Timing Bitch has been accepted for publication. Your story about your tawdry and sordid affair with your married two-timing bastard of a boyfriend, Steven Murkowski, is exactly what the readers want.

As an experienced editor, I know it will easily bring seven figures in sales.

Unfortunately, you will not receive a dime in sales considering that I have laced this page with cyanide.

Sincerely,

Mrs Jenny Murkowski

Chief Editor, Dark Romance Press

Bruce Markuson

Bruce Markuson lives with his wife and two children in Milwaukee WI. He has a novel and over a hundred short stories published. Bruce is also working on a number of series. He enjoys writing and often finds himself with writer’s obsession. He says the best way to write is to have an ending then write to that ending.