I was bored; what can I say? Not like there’s anyone to judge me besides Martin, and he doesn’t do much.
The first day I ran out of realistic solutions to cure him of the zombie virus, I injected him with orange juice. No result. Same with pineapple juice. However, vodka might do the trick.
At first, he was still. Then, he hurtled towards the desk and began to bash out his brains until they joined him on the floor.
Interesting. Either I’m going to need an ocean of vodka to save myself, or I’ll just follow in his footsteps.
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