She made a deal with Santa.
It was uncommon, but she had been very good, while others had been very bad.
So bad that they’d driven her best friend to suicide with cruel taunts and ceaseless torments.
Coal just wouldn’t cut it.
But now, she’d be punishing those naughty-listers. Just her, them, a toolbox full of sharpened candy canes, a sturdy hammer, some Christmas lights, and maybe some black ops elves to help...
After this, she’d never be on the nice list again.
She was fine with that.
And when she was done, she’d have some gloriously screaming Christmas displays.