Stacy Wilkins
Author of Two-Timing Bitch
January 1, 2025
Dear Ms Wilkins,
I must apologise for sending this letter by post instead of by e-mail.
Congratulations! Your book Two-Timing Bitch has been accepted for publication. Your story about your tawdry and sordid affair with your married two-timing bastard of a boyfriend, Steven Murkowski, is exactly what the readers want.
As an experienced editor, I know it will easily bring seven figures in sales.
Unfortunately, you will not receive a dime in sales considering that I have laced this page with cyanide.
Sincerely,
Mrs Jenny Murkowski
Chief Editor, Dark Romance Press
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