Lose Weight Fast! by Spring Chenjp

I eye the package I ordered, and then Momma’s hand-me-down prom dress, slinky satin, size two. Three decades she kept it pressed and pristine for me, never mind I haven’t fit a size two since I was ten years old.

Dissolved in water, the powder goes down easy. I lose fifteen pounds in as many days. Momma nearly weeps with joy.

When my gut gurgles during the slow dance, I rush to the restroom. My stomach seizes, cramping. The dress slips off my newly stick-skinny frame, revealing the bloody hole by my navel and the tapeworm eating its way out.

 

 

About the Author

Spring Chenjp holds a Bachelor of Arts in English from Rice University. She finds Houston, Texas much less dreary than her native Seattle in the winter but bemoans the lack of nearby hiking.