“Are you kidding me?”
“I might be. Why?”
“Seriously? Look in the mirror, tell me what you see.” “I see a well-appointed Armani suit, impeccable Testoni Oxford shoes, one of twelve Rolex Zerographe Reference watches and a pair of Bvlgari BV 106K glasses.”
“Really? Is that all you see?” “Dimitry, I’m sure I don’t know what you speak of.”
“You do realize your fang implants aren’t invisible, yes?”
“I thought they gave me an air of terror.”
“Vladimir, while impeccably dressed, an aging vampire with dentures does not invoke the level of fear or terror our membership requires. Application denied.”
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