Three Lads in a Pub by Tim Law

“Mate, I call bullshit. We’ve got the deadliest spiders, snakes galore, even killer koalas and you’re telling us the thing you fear the most is a bird?”

“Yep, the cassowary, seen it firsthand.”

“So, what’s so scary?”

“Beady little eyes that you just can’t trust, horn on its head that can run you through.”

“Fair enough mate, sounds pretty deadly.”

“The worst thing is the claws, massive ones on its feet. It can jump a metre and a half, and then with a kick it rips you open from neck to navel.”

“Bloody hell.”

“And all for a banana.”

“Vicious.”



About the Author

Embracing the dark he knew not was within; writer Tim Law is discovering the twisted monster that is his true self. When not cramped behind an old laptop, fingers madly keeping pace with the twistedness of thought Tim tries to regain the light so his family knows not his secret.